Yes, yes... I know I've said that I'll be posting the worded post the next day... but I was just too busy/don't feel like it! [cough] Well, I have spare time now that thelast day of work flew by so quickly! So... it goes like this;
Christmas day, Kiddy Palace had less shoppers, most last minute ones, nothing interesting. 10pm, store closes, takes taxi to Compass Point for some Kiddy Palace parteh.
Don't mind my hair luh! Met Lich thar! Xmas party wasn't anything spectacular, just some gifts exchange thing - 'traded' a Pooh soft toy keychain for a jar of Roche...
One more pictures of the celebration... And it was going home time. Time left - still vivid in my brain - 11.53pm. We (Lich and me) went to the bus stop - missed the almighty bus 159 by like 2-3minutes. We thought - ok, Lich thought - 'HECK! Let's WALK home!' Wonder why the heck I agreed to it, probably since I had the intention to do that in the first place, OR that I was simply too high to go home the conventional way by taxi.
So yea, walked home.. Sengkang East Avenue! Nothing interesting here...
A random bus stop, no idea why I took this.
Licheng being super high, LMAO!
By this time it was around 12.10am or something. It was freaking scary. Especially during the long stretch of road where there's this really scary stretch of field beside it. We practically wheezed past it like tigers, or rather - ghosts were chasing us. No really, the field had this super eerie look!
Somewhere near Mel's house. Took it as proof that we walked past the field! Ran slightly on the way, lol.
It was around 12.30am that we reached Hougang Point. Since we were so close, we figured; 'Hey! Might's well go visit the school!' So there we were, inching closer and closer to our destination.
By the time we've reached the police station, Lich was literally dehydrating, and I had little to no water left. Thank god for vending machines, I'd say. Thank god for superb memory for we also remembered where there was one near us!
The almighty Aljunied-Hougang CC, with the almighty...
Yes, VENDING MACHINE!!!! After Lich finished his Green Tea, we were off again, this time closer to the school!
Snaps of the school! Interesting excerpt of a convo we had along the path to school;
Lich and I: *spots a female walking in white* Me: ZOMG! Does she has a shadowz? Lich: LOLWHUT! But seriously, people should not walk during midnight in white, goddamned it! Me: *stares at Lich's polo tee* Lich: [cough] Nevermind.
Incase you forgot, Lich was wearing.. this;
And that was it. It was by this time that my determination to walk ALL THE WAY home wavered. My legs (ok, soles) were throbbing from all the standing and walking throughout the day. I was literally finding taxis to go home from, nevermind the fact that Hougang Point was so darned near to my house.
From that point onwards, I did not have anymore strength to take anymore pictures, and furthermore, there was nothing interesting to take.
Then we saw it - Sheng Siong. After the terrible 3 (yes, only 3) streets we had to cross from Hougang Point to my house, we saw the almighty Sheng Siong! Then there was it - my home. Now Lich is on his own. From what I have known, he has had reached the safety of his house in time before angry wereghosts ate him up.
Day ended with adrenaline effects felt. We swore to never ever do this crap again. But we both agreed on one thing;
It was the experience of a lifetime.
I told this thing to Dunhao and he nonchalantly shrugged it off with a
We do this in BB all the time.
How nice of you to make this experience seem like crap, Chua -_-.
So that was it. That was what happened on the first day of Christmas!
5th day of work. Nothing interesting. Only that it was like 50% busier than the past week. Mel would be thrilled (maybe) when she reads what I am going to type next. I HEART YOU MEL (jk) I sold more than 20 of those $19.90 cars and at least 3 of those $29.90 ones. It was fun wasting 5 minutes for every car I've tested! That means like a quarter of my 8 hours was spent testing cars! Sweet, no?
Enough of the boring work chat. When I was having my break, I explored Tampines Mall (Century Square - way too little shops) to try to find Christmas presents for my dear friends (yes, got no presents yet for them, except for.. nvm, people like Jiaman would crap again). Alas, screw the week before Christmas! Whilst it means extra revenue for retail stores/ whatnots, THE CROWD WAS F/CKING CRAZY!
Don't believe? Check this out; Snapped this while on the escalator. The crowd was madnessly... mad. Just like what I said to Mel, thank god I work at Century Square! Also, thank god Century Square has little shops, which resulted in little crowds, which resulted in a peaceful lunch/dinner, which resulted in little to no indigestion, which resulted in a-- nevermind, let's stop there for now.
This brings me to the next part of my post...
Whilst I was in Kiddy Palace, I've saw lots of women with babies and many more that are pregnant, and that led me to think about this:
When a female is pregnant, their menses stop. With stopped menses, less eggs are displaced every month, with up to 10 less eggs displaced per average full pregnancy.
Logical, no? Thus that, led me to a thought-invoking question;
Does that mean that women that has given birth to more babies will enter menopause at a later age?
That is actually logical (I'd like someone to prove me wrong here), but doesn't a woman has a specific number of eggs stored since birth (something about 40k, source: Internet)? When no eggs are displaced during pregnancy (hence the "I've missed my period for a long time" pretest for pregnancy), won't the eggs take a longer while to totally deplete off the body? Interesting, ainnit (at least I think so)? Discuss!
4th day of work + random stuff + more random stuff
Saturday, December 19, 2009 @ 12:54 AM
Yes, the fourth day of work passed by, as quick at the previous days. So far, words of wisdom by my parents have been proved wrong. So far.
It's easy to spend money, but hard to earn it.
Alright. That was literally translated from Chinese to English. It probably lost its wisdomic (word copyrighted by me) touch! For those who still fail at translating it back into Chinese, it is
花钱容易,赚钱难。
Ahh, I feel smarter already, just by typing that. /endofftopic
Why do I think that the phrase/advice/crap/bullshit is, well, crap? All these days of working at Kiddy Palace (refer to previous blogpost), was, at the very least, a breeeeeeeeeeeeeze.
What do I do at Kiddy Palace? Play with toy cars, help custom -- wait. Refer to my previous blogpost. Seriously, I do the same thing everyday. So yea. That's it. 9 hours fly past me, quoting myself, like "a breeeeeeeeeeeeeze."
Lameness aside, at what appeared to be 15 minutes of stoning, I've realized I've been staring at one particular place for not 15minutes, but basically 95% of my working hour, for the past few days I've been working there. No, not hot chicks, but something slightly wrong.
Pedobear added for effect
Yes, it is what you think it is. To think I've realized only now. That aside, there was nothing particularly interesting today, besides for my stoning at the Super Yoyo advertisements that repeated at least a thousand times at the TV beside me.
EDIT: I might want to add that I took the photo very discreetly (for obvious reasons), and thus the picture looked lopsided. Just clarifying. I don't snap such pictures THAT obviously, unlike the dude down here:
That is all. Enjoy the picture, you pedos who are lurking at my blog!
EDIT2: Realized I've forgot to blog about my supposed visit to Bookfest (for those who's been following me on twitter/sms), and so here goes.. *takes a deep deep breath*
THE BOOKS THERE ARE EXTREMELY CHEAP!
That is all. Seriously, I've bought 5 books - hardcover, mind you - for less than a freaking BLUE NOTE (that's a $50). In total, I've only spent - lemme calculate - only
($10.90 + $9.90 x 3 + $17.90)/80% = $46.80!
Yes, that's it! The books I've bought seemed interesting enough, with intriguing titles like "The Last Witchfinder", "Sacred Games", etc.
I've apparently Google'd reviews for those books when I've reached home yesterday, and they all garnered lovely reviews. I've made good buys! *feels good*
What's a (semi) blogpost without pictures (though I've had plenty of blogposts without them...)? Here's one for you to ogle upon! PS: Yes, your eyes are totally fine. One of the book's wrapped up. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FTW, WHO'S WITH ME?!
And with that, concludes the end of this (twice-edited) blogpost.
I was planning to go to Bookfest '09! I was already changing! I was getting ready to leave! And then...
Yes. Blasted dark skies. A few seconds later a downpour started. There goes my (supposedly) exciting and fun day of splurging on books. Ah well. There's always tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow's tomorrow, ainnit? I guess.
Quiz 1
=================================
How does the world see you?
Barely Legal - Push Play
(LOL!!!!)
Will I have a happy life?
Bye Bye Love - Backstreet Boys
(ZOMG! It's not true!! NOT TRUE!!!)
What do my friends really think of me?
Dear God - FM Static
(Need anymore explaination? LOL)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Fire On The Inside - Pillar
(I take it as a vigorous YES, hehe!)
How can I make myself happy?
True Faith - Anberlin
(I believe in Chuck Norris very much, thank you)
What should I do with my life?
Backfire - Mutemath
(Does that mean I'm screwed?)
Will I ever have children?
All Is Said And Done - Vertical Horizon
(Does that mean I ALREADY had sex and have children? ZOMG how come I don't know!)
What is some good advice for me?
White Lies - Mr. Hudson
(I see.. So I must lie...)
How will I be remembered?
If My Heart Was A House - Owl City
(So my heart may be used to build a house? NOOOO)
What is my signature dancing song?
Ignorance - Paramore
(Quite a good choice.)
What do I think my current theme song is?
No Hablo Ingles - Bowling For Soup
(It means "I don't speak English" in Spanish... but I do!)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Heaven - Cheryl Cole
(So my friends think I'm dead :(.. OR that I'm living in bliss (paradise). I'd want to think the latter :P)
What song will play at my funeral?
Built To Break - Lynhurst
(Ouch. Just. Plain. OUCH.)
What type of men/women do you like?
Rude Boy - Rihanna
(Firstly, I don't like rude people. Secondly, I'm not gay... ._.)
What is my day going to be like?
Walking In Circles - Dead By Sunrise
(I feel it already :P)
=================================
Quiz 2
=================================
Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
All This Time - OneRepublic
(Can't make head or tails outta this.)
What's currently in your fridge?
Valium - Mutemath
(From Dictionary - Valium - a tranquilizer (trade name Valium) used to relieve anxiety and relax muscles. I'M NOT A DRUGGY!!!! )
Your biggest nightmare?
Live Life Loud - Hawk Nelson
(Uhm.. it's not a nightmare, it's actually my life motto :/)
What place would you like to visit?
The Silence - Mayday Parade
(I like noise more than silence...)
A reason to commit suicide?
Wouldn't Change A Thing - Goodnight Sunrise
(That's a reason NOT to commit suicide!!!)
Why are we here?
Denial - The Saturdays
(LOL. 'Nuff said! We do not exist, I repeat, WE DO NOT EXIST!)
Something you never dared to say to anyone?
Marry Me - Train
(Coincidence much? >_>)
One thing the world really doesn't need?
Another World - Westlife
(I love how epic the song relates to the question.)
What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Falling Into You - Days Difference
(Maybe. :/)
If you could invent something, what would it be?
My Love - Pixie Lott
(I don't want to love a robot! :()
The last thing you say before you die?
Wake Up Call - Broadway Calls
(Ironic.)
What's your destiny?
My Hero - Foo Fighters
(To be a hero for someone? :D)
What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Can You Feel It - Timbaland
(I grope the elevator. Yea, that's cool.)
Why do people go fishing?
Girls Freak Me Out - The Summer Set
(LOL! So they fish to evade girls. LOL.)
What would you do with your slaves?
Monotov's Private Opera - Third Eye Blind
(They'd dance on a stage, I presume.)
Is there a man on the moon?
The Butcher - Project 86
(Yea, and it's a butcher.)
What does hell look like?
Let It Rain - Kris Allen
(Hot hell is a stereotype. Wet hell is the truth.)
About what would you like to write a book?
Kids In Love - Mayday Parade
(-_-)
The best thing ever is?
You Want To Be With Me - Crosby Loggins
(That's actually quite true LOL.)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Move Like You Gonna Die - Cobra Starship
(I LIKE THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.)
Why do you listen to music?
The Last Song - Rihanna
(No idea what that means)
What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
The Way She Moves - Forever The Sickest Kids
(Oh, so I fantasize. Nice.)
Why are other people so stupid?
Just A Little Brighter - The Fastest Kid Alive
(Ironic. I like it.)
Last thing you ate?
Phone Call - Forever The Sickest Kids
(I have a new superpower - eating non-edible things.)
Why is grass green?
The Girl Got Hot - Weezer
(hot girls = green grass. I see.)
Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
See My Soul - Push Play
(Someone who can see my soul, I presume)
What should you stop doing?
Set Apart This Dream - Flyleaf
(I must continue dreaming my dream.)
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
War Of My Life - John Mayer
(REMEMBER THE WAR. AND NOT MY LIFE!)
=================================
That's right. I'm working. In Tampines's Century Square. In Century Square's Kiddy Palace. In Kiddy Palace's... Flash & Dash area. Come visit me.
The place I'm working at. Only managed to remember to take a snapshot when I was leaving. So yea. I'm promoting toy cars. Toy cars that mimic the cars in an Okto cartoon that plays on Wednesday and Friday, on some time.
Trailer for the toy cars..
Also, it's proven - you can promote something without knowing anything about the product - I did it. However, over the course of the 3 days, my understanding of the cartoon has greatly improved - all without watching the cartoon.
- The lead character uses a red car - Fly-Infinity (retarded name imho) - The two hottest car sold is "Dark Evil" and "Fly-Infinity". (What about the other lead with the yellow car?) - The cartoon sucks, but is good enough to warrant noisy children begging their parents to buy the car for them.
That's what I've learnt about the cartoon.
Onwards to my amazing (not!) recount of my first few days of work...
Day 1 Woke up to a super early record breaking time of 10am. Yes, 10am. Needed to buy polo tees, and went with mom to Junction 8's Giordano (it's the closest branch to us that opens at 10.30). Had Mcdonald's McMuffins for breakfast. (Ordered McGriddles but only realized it was McMuffin after my first bite >_>)
Went the super duper long route of Bishan > City Hall > Tampines. Yes. It took 40 minutes. And I still arrived early.
So yes, I went into Kiddy Palace and inquired. And poof! I'm the promoter. Fumbled with the cars for 10 minutes. Then played like the pro for the whole of the 3 days (exaggeration).
Mingled with the staff. Made friends.
And I remember how many #19.90 toy cars I've sold for the first day. 11. ELEVEN. $9.90 cars? 3. Onwards to...
Day 2 Woke up later - 11.30am. Father drove me to work, while using a super big route of My house > Eunos > Kembangan > Tampines. He wanted me to learn to route (FWF was what I was thinking), when he was driving me to work for the rest of the days.
So I arrived at Kiddy Palace early again. Went in, and saw a new promoter. Quite chio, but that's besides the point. She was working with Megcorp. The company that makes Super-Yoyos. And promoting them yoyos along with the toy heli that Mel's father's company makes (I'm starting to see Mel differently here >_>), at least according to my staff friend.
So yea. Promoting continues. Not that interesting, ainnit? So I'm just gonna focus on interesting parts. For around 4 hours out of the 8 hours me and another staff friend (Aaron) was playing the car. I was playing the $19.90 car while he was playing the $29.90 car.
He was owning me with the drifter car. This shows than 2 motors > 1, and 6 batteries > 4. Changed batteries at least 20 times today - around the same as yesterday (yes, wtf fast battery depletion FTL?)
So yea. We both took the chance to yell "BANG HER, BANG HER!!!!" at the female promoter. It felt great LOL.
That was it... and next is...
Day 3 Perfect timing now - reached Kiddy Palace at 12.59nn. Aaron didn't come today, sadly. That meant one less person to play the cars with. :(
Anyways, speaking about battery depletion, I had a customer whose son played with the toy using newly bought batteries.... and the car only lasted for 45 minutes. WTF?! Ah well, I told him to get new batteries. The car really eats up batteries fast.
Played toy cars again for the rest of the day. Sold 16 race tins (the $19.90 one). "Battled" with the female promoter, nicknamed "Lemon". (Oh I was nicknamed "Curry", but I'm used to that >_>). My car VS her car (the one that can move in any position), and she'd always pwn me soon after I pwn her - danged batteries!
Equation:
Low batt = no power = tio own.
Conclusion The car ain't as bad as I've thought. It was actually fun. I'm thinking of buying one as both a souvenir and as a toy, LOL. Yea, promoting isn't as hard as I've thought - it's fairly alright, actually!
That's it, the not-interesting-at-all summary of my first 3 days of work, eva.
Amazing, isn't it? I had to post this! Also ,I start work at Kiddy Palace tomorrow. More information will be blogged by the end of tomorrow, stay tuned! :)
Hadn't been blogging yesterday... because nothing interesting is happening in my life, well, besides watching 3 movies in a row, in both of the days.
Yea, I'm sure that's interesting. Why am I blogging now? To tell you this piece of not-so-interesting tidbit. "Astroboy" was good. So was "The Hangover". And "The Ugly Truth".
1. What is Lockerz: Lockerz is an invitation-only website created to connect members through commerce, content and community. Watch exclusive video, discover new music, play games, connect with friends, and get rewarded for it. The more often you visit, the more opportunities you have to earn PTZ (or “Pointz”), Lockerz’ own form of currency. Lockerz was founded in March, 2009.
2. What types of products can be purchased at Lockerz: Members will be able to purchase a wide range of products from apparel, accessories, electronics, games, sports equipment and other products from hundreds of well known brands. Members will also be able to purchase digital assets such as music, videos, art, and decals.
3. Is Lockerz a scam: Lockerz is a real company. It is funded by Liberty Media, one of the largest media companies in the US. The Chief Executive Officer of Lockerz is Kathy Savitt, a former executive at Amazon.com and American Eagle Outfitters.
4. Why is Lockerz giving away prizes at low levels on PTZ Place: First, we just want to thank you for getting involved at the very beginning. You rock. Plus, you’re helping us build the coolest group of brand trendsetters every time you invite friends to Lockerz...but you probably knew that. And finally, we want you to try out the different PTZ levels to get a taste of how everything will work when we go live this fall. This version of the PTZ Place is a test for us to figure out what you like, what we like, and how together we can make Lockerz unbelievable when it officially launches.
There we go. It's what Lockerz is. I'm 200 points away from a DSi (when it's in stock -_-).
Still skeptical? Here are a few videos:
If you want a Lockerz invite, tag in the tagboard in the sitebar along with your email address :)
Yes, I'm writing this post because I want to be a Z-list member. Over and out.
This movie is so awesome that I refuse to write a review for it. You have to watch it yourself. It is WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY, if you watch it in the cinemas. Even though I watched it at home *cough*, I will rewatch it if friends go. It is just that epic.
Watch the trailer to see it's epicness:
Nuff said, watch Zombieland when it comes to cinemas islandwide on December 3, 2009
Edit: M18. Ah well, guess I won't be watching it with friends. If you are over 18 or have other methods, be sure to watch it. It is so nice that no words can describe it. Maybe one word : Epic.
As you all might have read from my tweets, I am having a movie marathon to curb my boredom. I've finished watching "Planet 51". The storyline was overly familiar (y'know, ends when the main person gets saved?), but its plot was good enough to warrant a trip to the cinemas. Over better, watch it at home. *wink*
What is Planet 51, you might ask. I have no idea. In the movie, there was no mention of the number "51" (maybe there was, I just didn't hear it). So, the title of the movie was kind've weird. Oh, I might also want to add, it's rating of "PG" is so wrong. The males don't wear trousers!!1!! Oh, might I mention that they don't have those mushroom-like (reference from Pinin) things we males have. This can be shown at one part of the movie when the aliens saw the human astronaut's wiener and said: "That's a weird place for an antenna".
Planet 51 trailer:
So what is this movie about? The movie begins when [SPOILER ALERT, HIGHLIGHT TO READ]a human astronaut, Captain Charles T. Baker (voiced by Dwayne Johnson; yes I do research >_>) lands on Planet 51 (I assume, according to the movie title), doing a stupid landing jump (accompanied by matching music) and sticking the American flag onto the surface, all before realizing the planet was not as uninhabited as he thought.
And his spaceship gets cordoned off - just like how the world government will when a spaceship lands - it's not that hard to visualize.
So of course, the human is regarded as an alien (lol irony) and chased down, but is given help by this 'non-alien' called Lem (voiced by Justin Long), and his sci-fi comic books-obsessed friend, Skeef (or Skiff, who cares)(voiced by Seann William Scott), along with the girl (or alien, whatever) of his dreams, Neera (voiced by Jessica Biel) and brother (?)(no information on the voice) for him to return in his spaceship.
They are pursued by General Grawl (voiced by Gary Oldman) and his evil scientist, Kipple (voiced John Cleese) who is bent on getting Captain Charles's brain.
Oh, before I forget, there is also the fact that the advance probe (lets call him Apollo) Earth sent is interested only in rocks, and only sends pictures of rocks, without notifying Earth that Planet 51 that the planet was full of 'aliens' and has a perfectly lush environment.
Yes, since this movie is quite generic, the astronaut, with the help of the 'aliens', gets sent back to Earth - you probably already guessed that, but I am still going to type out the plot >_>.
Oh wait, I've already typed it out. Some minor details - Lem kisses Neera at the end of the movie (D'uh). Also, they had thought the universe was 500 miles long (yes, 500 miles), but was corrected by the astronaut. [END SPOILER]
Now for my own thoughts. Planet 51, even though it's generic, is worth a watch in the movies. (Wait.. I've said that at the beginning already, d'oh). I liked some of the humour in the movie, like how they stereotyped aliens - Subtle yet funny anal probe references by his sci-fi comic books-obsessed friend, Skeef. Another part I liked was the playtime between Apollo and the weird looking 'dog'.
Here's a screen I Googled: This scene was the best in the movie imho, lol, look out for it.
Whew, what a long post.
Edit: The movie's not out in Singapore yet, as from Gilbert. [COUGH] Movies out islandwide on 10 December
StumbleUpon'd these. More to come... Edit: Or not, still stumbling, finding any cool videos Edit 2: Time for bed, no more videos, I'd guess.. or wait for "Round 2" :)
Yes, I am always super hyper un-bored before I go to bed - that explains by super 'early' (yes, 4am early) bedtimes, even when I've been ranting/screaming/whining "BORED" in the daytime.
So yes, I've been meaning to find any workshops for CSS/C+/XHTML workshops, just to spend my time more meaningfully and in the meantime learn more skills. Any recommendations?
Back to the original intention of posting this post, I've been fiddling around with the layout of this blog. (Yes, I love playing with them codes, even when I don't really know what they really mean ,_,) As you can see from the image above (or click it to enlarge it), I've repositioned and massive-fied the tagboard, all the way to the top of the blog, just below the banner. Who thinks it's alot nicer than just being in the sidebar? The reasoning for it was to clear space in my sidebar so I could add a wishlist (lol) - something I've been meaning to do, and of course add a list of "upcoming events".
I might do away with the banner if the tagboard position is confirmed (yes, I'm super fickle-minded), or bring it to the bottom of the blog (where almost no one goes to).
Leave comments please, they are super appreciated. Tell me whether the tagboard should remain at the sidebar or go to its new place above the blog. If it remains at the sidebar, I'd have no space to put my adored lists of various articles.
I forgot to blog about this when I've first read it, so here it is, and I guarantee you the biggest "WTF" in like, forever.
That Nene Anegasaki, she's a charmer. She's also a video game character from extreme dating sim Love Plus, now wedded to a flesh and blood gamer. The two were married when a man brought his DS along with a copy of Love Plus to a church in Guam. There's no word on honeymoon plans, but the two will be holding a small reception for family, close friends and the internet on November 22nd. (Seriously, there will be a webcam and stuff.) It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds. Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same.
More....
This week a church in Guam pronounced a man and his copy of dating sim Love Plus husband and, well, wife, and the happy couple will be hosting a reception in Japan that you are cordially invited to view tomorrow. The unnamed man took his DS and the game to Guam where he said vows with to Nene Anegasaki, one of three virtual girlfriends featured in Love Plus. Tomorrow, the couple will have a reception held on Niconico Douga at around 12 p.m. (no time zone given, check local listings on the site, if you can read Japanese.) The media has been invited to attend; slides will be shown from their time dating up through the wedding. I've heard of dudes marrying a mannequin before so, this not in fact the most weird-slash-creepy-slash-pathetic thing I've ever heard. But my forced nonjudgment about this really needs its own word. Begrimaced? Bittersad?
Don't believe? Here's a freaking youtube video about it:
A very big problem is forming in my mind already. When he finally realizes he is freaking retarded, how is he going to get a divorce? And along with a divorce, 50% of your property is supposed to be given to the spouse, am I right? How is he going to be achieved? Ok, taking that he runs away from his "wife", and finds another female that he likes, whom is a real, breathing, walking, person, how is he going to tell the new female about how he is a married man? "You see, I'm married.... to a DS game." I can already see the female's look. And how the guy will never get laid. Never. Ever. Speaking about getting laid, how the hell is that pathetic dude gonna have sex with his DS wife?!?!
Another question. What if one day the DS malfunctions or something, and the game crashes? Will the male get charged with murder? Oh, so many questions, so little answers.
Just thinking about it makes my head explode. I'm sure it'll make yours explode too. It's too wild. It's too retarded. Urgh!